Friday 22 October 2010

But you said I’d fit purrrrrfectly

Image634233723302812500The dog thought he was a cat,

the cat just sat.

 

The dog's meow was gruff,

the cat went fuff.

 

But when the dog got mice,

the cat was nice.

 

Random Word: The dog thought he was a cat.


Geeks know how to programme, baby

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Shelia knew the spaceships came in peace, but then she always believed, I’ll love you in the morning.

Even after the deathray incident she still believed. 

So using her programmer skills, she analysed the codes and proved that the accident was down to the aliens adopting Windows Vista and not Linux as their communications software.

 

 Random word: Aliens at the door

 

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