Saturday 30 October 2010

A Postcard of Office Love

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Oh that I suck on honey

and drink the milk of ewes

so my breasts do offer

a junket comfort

in our meal of love

 

 

 

 

Random Word: Junket


Friday 29 October 2010

Do I know you?

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tabasco saucy

sweet and spicy on the tongue

with a bite to come

 


 

Random word: Tabasco


Salt might but jogging doesn't

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Mary was exercising when suddenly she fell into a fiery pit. The waiting demon flourished a scroll and said, 

‘Stop diluting our ‘Feel the Burn’™ brand, or else.’

Before Mary could reply, she woke up in hospital.  She put it down to the knock for as Hitler later said to her, ‘Wer glaubt an Satan?’

 

Random Word: Feel the love 

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Thursday 28 October 2010

The past is only yesterday

Image maker: Tina Bradford

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The street lamp
had cast shadows
as she stood,
child in arms
looking up
at the window
I look back
feeling her arms
as a child again

 

Random Word: The Street Lamp



Say your pain and it’s named and shamed

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‘So thee want me to black up as a darkie for you play?’

I was a 23 year old northern lad, stuck in therapy with middle-class luvies.

‘Yes, it’ll add a frission of authenticity. He’s supposedly raped and stolen…’

I held me tongue but her fecking ring was mine later.

 

 

 

 

Random Word: A band of gold eternal


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Wednesday 27 October 2010

It isn't chicken to save eggs from Easter

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‘I’ve me flask so I’m set,’ Vera said.

Given she was ninety, Vera knew the Ande battery staff couldn’t just heave her out. She was the distraction as the hens were rescued.

As she said to the police, ‘A hen in the bush, is worth two in the Ande.’

Random Word: Sunset  


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The fruit of speech

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A windswept expanse
bare but for the tree
where you hung
because you saw wrong
and said right

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

Random Word: A windswept expanse



Tuesday 26 October 2010

Once upon a time

Image Maker: Paul

Image634238803127500000By firelight did we sit

faces flickering out of shadows

with tales of darker deeds

to crackles and hooting owls

an innocence  long gone

Random Word: Firelight


Monday 25 October 2010

Who scares the scarers?

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I’m a vampire musician. Yeath! We’re not all dudes in castles, some of us have to make a living to buy supplies. So one night, when I break down outside the scary woods, who cares. I mean what could hurt me but that's not at all how it turned out.

Random Word: Dark

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Friday 22 October 2010

But you said I’d fit purrrrrfectly

Image634233723302812500The dog thought he was a cat,

the cat just sat.

 

The dog's meow was gruff,

the cat went fuff.

 

But when the dog got mice,

the cat was nice.

 

Random Word: The dog thought he was a cat.


Geeks know how to programme, baby

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Shelia knew the spaceships came in peace, but then she always believed, I’ll love you in the morning.

Even after the deathray incident she still believed. 

So using her programmer skills, she analysed the codes and proved that the accident was down to the aliens adopting Windows Vista and not Linux as their communications software.

 

 Random word: Aliens at the door

 

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Thursday 21 October 2010

Read the small print

Image Maker: Zacheus10

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Hal said, ‘Spectral is cool.’

The demon had offered virgins and riches but Hal was a vice-cop.

Then he spotted the flaw. ‘Duh! I’m dead now.’

Random Word: Spectral


Wednesday 20 October 2010

When was my mother

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Dementia

takes your idiocrasy of

scent, colour and petals,

and leaves you

as a dry stalk,

alive only

by the watering

of others

 

 

 

Image Maker: Norfolk Belle

Random Word: Idiocrasy ( aspects unique to the individual )


 

Tuesday 19 October 2010

Daylight Robbery

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College was over but Hal was in the shower checking his…‘tackle’, when the door was kicked through. In shock, he fall forward, accidently knocking the man out so rushed to get help.

The man was a drug addict trying to find valuables so the headline was, Boy’s Balls Baffle Burglar

Random Word: Daylight

 

 

 


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Girls you’ll miss

Image Source: DarkVictory19

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Oh the finicky girls
in their fancy silk drawers
who'll not kiss in curls
except in wedded amours
or so they have said,
as God strikes them dead

 Random Word: Finicky


Monday 18 October 2010

When love is hot

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Norman sat in his car with Brenda, his first date in months, getting hot until he noticed his house in flames.

Pulling away, he said, ‘Shit, it’s on fire.‘

‘Ooh, you naughty boy...’

‘No. It’s...oh good...

Afterwards, cuddling, he wondered, when he could say, so back to your place?

Random Word: House Guest

 

 

 

 

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Friday 15 October 2010

You have to be yourself

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Seeing a media storm, Boa a shape-shifter, teleported down to spy for the Galtic Empire but every attempt was interrupted despite shape-shifting.

Z of G  from the Western-Alliance was equally frustrated, her informant kept appearing and disappearing.

They advised, – too primitive so no contact.

Earth security had scored another brilliant decoy success through the miners. 

Random Word: Passing out rocks

 

Image Maker: 'Imedia51'

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In the morning

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 I knew it was time to go

when the music

became the silence

and I loved her

only as a memory

 

 

Random Word: I knew it was time to go


Thursday 14 October 2010

this summer

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nugatory life

empty bed, a silent phone

the tick-tock counted

 

 

 

 

 

        

      Image Maker: Olivia Bolles

 Random Word: Nugatory(of no importance)


We’ve cancelled the funeral

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Father McKinley and his brother pulled but the tomb door remained stuck. Pete's remark, 'It'll probably open on the third day,' earned him a glare. And as usual the brothers started a less then saintly argument.

'Shut it, you'll wake the dead,' Pete snapped.

A faint voice said, 'You have.'

Random Word: Relief 

Image Maker: Krelic


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Wednesday 13 October 2010

Pressing the right buttons

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Lil was at home with Pete’s floppy in hand, fed up it wouldn't fit into her slots, and no amount of fiddling could get it rebooted.#vss

 

 

 

 

 

 

Random Word: Damsel in distress



Don’t mess with the girls

Image Source: Sean Foreman

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Der mr HoraCe

my Mummy has loked up conglobate on the puter

and say's that was a very rude ting to say

about wat I lok like

yors crossly

Susan 4 3/4

ps you not invited to my birthday party

 

 

 

Random word : Conglobate (means round like a ball)


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Tuesday 12 October 2010

early morning

Image Maker: Linda

auidioboo mist in rising light
inchoate clouds still forming
to dapple the sky


Random word: Inchoate


Monday 11 October 2010

And to the seventh generation will I stretch my hand

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No one was as old as him, only silly roboservers. Tom as a thirteen had received the letterpad and rushed to his pod-patch to tap it on. The screen blanked and scrolled.

Nothing you know is true. Press the button

Tom then noticed the button-eye looking at him, and wondered. 

 

 

 

 

 

Random Word: Your mission


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Friday 8 October 2010

A happy wife, is a good wife

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Random Word:  Ignominious


To dine out, fine but at home, sublime

Image Maker: Luca Strambi

 auidioboo The door knocked. Tracy moaned, ‘He’s such a dork. His mum’s a pagan wiki or something.

Al was too distracted to listen.

Outside, a kid’s voice said, ‘I’m bored.’

Tracy, shouted back, ‘Draw something.’

So he drew one of Mummy’s patterns on the door.

Aži Dahāka just thought, these self-service snacks are such hard work.

Random Word: Eat Out 

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Thursday 7 October 2010

on the road

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moon
in the dusk sky
a puddle reflection
so where’s my foot
standing?

 

 

 

 

Random Word: Reflection 

Image Maker: "Cam Luv" AKA Terry


Wednesday 6 October 2010

Films you’ve missed

Picnic Woods – The Teddy bears revenge.

Starring Naughty Bear as himself

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A Panurgic Production - specialists in fear

Random Word: Panurgic


Tuesday 5 October 2010

How art thou fallen from heaven

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when a demon dies

slither and slide the body

for it’s angel face

Random Word: Slide


Sunday 3 October 2010

So quick bright things come to confusion

Image Maker: Djsosumi

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away clouds and star twinkle

leaving behind wind

Random Word: Star


Saturday 2 October 2010

Solo eating rarely makes for a feast

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The chained women wanted Al’s key but it was bent. When asked what the dream meant, his wife sighed and gave Al what unpicked her lock.

Random Word: Jactancy

 

 

 


Friday 1 October 2010

In love we see the true bottom of things

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Girls drive wild

with skimpy knickers

but ensconce love

and baggy drawers enflame

 

 

Random Word: Ensconce


Come and reminisce with the Class of 1980

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‘You're one of those Piffle thingies.’

‘No, I'm Hufflepuffle and proud of it.’

'Whatever.'

It was the class of 80 reunion and naturally, if not distracted, old feuds resurfaced. Having already lost two masters and a tower, the principal rushed to distract them but in vain as a flash and an annoyed, ‘Woof’ greeted him.

Random Word: Piffle


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