Saturday 24 October 2009

No man is handsome to a dad

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Random word: A Handsome Man
‘He's a darn touch too good looking if you get me drift.’ 
            ‘Meaning?’
            ‘What man - what real man - puts muck on his face...and...thinks about what to wear outside of weddings and funerals.’
            ‘Dad, Bill is sensitiv—’
            ‘Sensitive! He'll be in a dress next - he's got the hair already.’